The Equal Rights Amendment Does Her First Open Mic Night

How’s everyone doing tonight? It’s great to be here at The Chuckle Patch, D.C.’s second funniest place after Kevin McCarthy’s leadership training sessions.

I’m the Equal Rights Amendment. Maybe you’ve heard of me — I used to be splashed across magazine covers and the chests of empowered, braless women across the country. I was the life of both parties. I couldn’t walk down a congressional aisle without someone trying to ratify me, if you know what I mean.

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Stop the Steal! Norway is Coming for America’s Olympic Medals

Patriot, this may be the MOST IMPORTANT and SHOCKING email we ever send you.

Norway is going to try to steal the 2022 Winter Olympics by winning more medals than our athletes.

Donate to STOP THE OLYMPIC STEAL

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