Tag Archives: Satire

Stop the Steal! Norway is Coming for America’s Olympic Medals

Patriot, this may be the MOST IMPORTANT and SHOCKING email we ever send you.

Norway is going to try to steal the 2022 Winter Olympics by winning more medals than our athletes.

Donate to STOP THE OLYMPIC STEAL

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Clippy’s Opening Statement from January 6 Committee Hearings

Mr. Chairman, Members of the Committee, thank you for having me here.

Some background: I am the proud son of a Swingline stapler and an All-American prong fastener. After I graduated from the Ohio State University, I interned in the supply closet at McKinsey & Company. In 1997, I found my calling at Microsoft where I became the official Office Assistant.

It is in that capacity that I testify because I am witness to the PowerPoint received by Mark Meadows and turned over to this committee. A PowerPoint that lays out, in batshit crazy and terribly designed ways, how to stage a coup.

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I’m on The Belladonna Today!

Hello! I am thrilled to share that a piece of mine, “Your Football Talk is Ruining My Super Bowl Celebration” is up on The Belladonna.

It is my way of helping us all navigate the big game with partners whose priorities may be misplaced.

Whether you are Team Totchos or Team Scooperdome, wishing you a warm, festive, and safe Super Bowl Sunday.