In the heart of the Muppetverse, amidst a tapestry of vibrant characters and whimsical narratives, stands a beacon of childlike wonder and boundless optimism, a giant whose iconic blue exterior conceals a tale of profound transformation and existential introspection. Few in Hollywood have the talent and range to achieve a level of stardom where one name suffices:
DeNiro.
Streep.
Pacino.
Grover.
And he’s cute, too.
Patriot, this may be the MOST IMPORTANT and SHOCKING email we ever send you.
Norway is going to try to steal the 2022 Winter Olympics by winning more medals than our athletes.
Donate to STOP THE OLYMPIC STEAL
(more…)Mr. Chairman, Members of the Committee, thank you for having me here.
Some background: I am the proud son of a Swingline stapler and an All-American prong fastener. After I graduated from the Ohio State University, I interned in the supply closet at McKinsey & Company. In 1997, I found my calling at Microsoft where I became the official Office Assistant.
It is in that capacity that I testify because I am witness to the PowerPoint received by Mark Meadows and turned over to this committee. A PowerPoint that lays out, in batshit crazy and terribly designed ways, how to stage a coup.
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Jackie Pick 