I memorialized our second full week of Summer Funtimes in a series of haiku I like to call…
Kids ask “What’s for dinner?” almost as often as I say what's for dinner.
This very next dive I’m sure will be the best one YES, I'M WATCHING YOU.
Lemonade stands are better in theory than in Practice. No one's here.
My kids want to help me at the grocery store. Clean up aisle nine.
I don’t like critters. Please don’t shove them in my face. Extreme close-up frog
Drink your water, please. Drink your water. Drink it all. Drink your water, please.
I was not warned ‘bout Putting sunscreen on wriggling. children. Use caution.
Remember that time when I sat and read a book? YEAH, I DON’T EITHER.
Oh, it’s just a scratch. Maybe a bruise. Or broken bone. Minute Clinic Bound.
Why are you still up? Didn’t this day wipe you out? Dear God, go to sleep