Category: Humor

Night 4 of “If Hallmark Made Hanukkah Holiday Movies Starring Adam Sandler.

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MENSCH

Rabbi Gold (Adam Sandler) travels to visit his children at Hanukkah. As he checks into his hotel, he is shocked to learn that his childhood rival, Rabbi Levy (Steve Buschemi), is also staying at that hotel, visiting his children for Hanukkah.

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NIGHT 3 If Hallmark Made Hanukkah Holiday Movies Starring Adam Sandler

MENORAHTY REPORT

America’s War on Christmas ended thanks to an elite team of “Precog” officers led by John Cohen (Adam Sandler). He relies on the Wisemen triplets (Kevin James, David Spade, and John Turturro) who can predict future heinous Crimes Against Christmas.

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NIGHT 2 If Hallmark Made Hanukkah Holiday Movies Starring Adam Sandler

The MaccaBee

Sixteen-year-old Aviva Meyer (Madison Iseman) doesn’t have it easy: Her father is dead to her, her mother refuses to ignore her, and her brother runs wild with the local USY crowd. After getting caught smoking whitefish in the bathroom, Aviva agrees to enter a spelling bee to get out of Hebrew School detention.

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