No dream,

(Quality time)

Or folly

(Me time)

 

No praise,

(You’re hilarious)

Or insult — 

(Swamp donkey)

— even British

(Useless Numpty)

(Fun, innit?)

Empty question,

(How’re you?)

Or imperative

(Speak up)

 

No Aspiration,

(Madame President)

(The End)

 

Or inspiration,

Carpe diem

(Ecce Latinus!)

 

No warning

(Look out

PMS week)

 

No guidance,

(Be yourself)

Or admission,

(I’m lost

I lost

*King tipped*)

Or irritant,

(Calm down

404 error

Shit happens)

 

No appeal,

(Oh God)

Or repulsion,

(Oh God)

Or exultation

(Oh God)

 

No charm,

(Wild Thing)

Or spell,

(Begone, demon!)

Battle cry,

(No mercy)

Or lie

(I’m fine)

 

No rule,

(Ladies First)

(Say Please)

(Hydrate often)

Or affront,

(Grow up

Shut up

Give up)

Or indulgence,

(Whipped Cream)

Or direction,

(Be seated)

(Come in)

(Get out)

Or plea,

(Go away

Come back)

 

No invitation

(Come here

I’m here)

Life change,

(it’s over)

(call me)

(marry me)

(I’m pregnant)

( — especially together )

Rhetorical question

(Oh, really?)

 

No dare

(Make me)

Playful expression

(Ish kabibble)

 

No descriptor,

(Couch potato)

Or mood,

(Couch potato)

Or discovery,

(Couch potato)

 

No clarion

(Ice cream!)

 

No two

words deserve

Full Volume,

Bed Jumping,

Wild-haired Hedonism

Hot Chocolate

Full Truth

Bare Ribbed

Wake-the-dead Shouting

Better Than

Above All

SNOW DAY.